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Such emotion!

This was very well done! A bit short but soo packed with emotions that it made me tear up. 10/10 and 5/5

LOL

Why can't I stop watching this? I've replayed it over 10 times and it's still weirdly hilarious!

Awesome!

Very funny! Even better than the last one! I loved the idea of this series making fun of Steven Segeal's movies. I hope this series keeps going!

Oh... My... GOD!

My childhood dreams have all but erupted... Oh no wait there they go.... BOOM! Like Adobo's fist to your face! A very well made game that totally pays much homage to the days of the original nintendo. Ahh those where the days! When graphics weren't the main attraction of the game (well at the time they were to an extent, but not as much as today.)

Completely disregard the 4 score vote below me. That noob obviously isn't old enough to appreciate the genius this game is! This game has filled me with soo much nostalgia that I've forgotten about over the years it isn't even funny. Thank you for reminding me how cool the old games were (with a new age twist!)

83%

Not bad. Only thing that would kill me is that I'm not in peak physical condition. I'm also kinda a sucker when it comes to gaining as many allies as possible. The crowbar was a natural choice for me (as I own one.) Gotta love something you can bash skulls in with AND erect n' destroy barricades.

Loads of fun!

This definitely was good for a side scroller and the fact it has extra modes? Awesome! Definitely got to appreciate games with replay value, as those are far and few in between these days. I loved those hallucination/insanity scenes, kinda gave you the feel of "WTF happened here?!"

There is only one thing I didn't like about this game: The last boss was a wee bit too easy. I beat story mode on the first run through without dying at all. Came close at the end but the boss' attack patterns where easy to anticipate. If it had one more attack pattern that was hard to dodge, I think it would have been perfect. Maybe something like spewing forth those blood tentacle monsters or something?

I had the same issue with the first snakelike boss too, cept I didn't get hurt at all. I think the blood pool should have hurt you while your wading through it personally. That way it would force the player to foolishly stand below the snakes head just to be crushed! All in all this is a game to be proud of!

Very mellow

Sounds like people meditating in an alternate reality or something. Definately a 10!